so it turns out that i’m stuck on a desert island. luckily, my island is less ‘castaway’ and more of an up-and-coming neighborhood that you haven’t heard of yet. there’s a personal chef waiting for me named françois and no scary animals (except for a wild pack of kittens, but they’re not so scary). this is a very chic island, actually. but personal chef or not, there’s no way i’m gonna survive life here if i don’t have some essentials.
chanel le vernis nail color in ballerina: between picking coconuts and playing with these wild kittens, my nails are gonna be trashed. island life is so hard! a coat or two of chanel polish in ballerina will do the trick. it’s the prettiest shade of blush.
the perfect striped tee: i’ve logged a lot of hours looking for the perfect striped tee, so you’re in luck my friend. the winner is from the men’s section at gap and you’re gonna need to get yourself one stat…wait, what? there’s no gap on this island? this is tragic. stock up now.
the ban.do 17-month agenda: on monday i’ve got beach yoga, on thursday i’m weaving a grass skirt, and on friday night i’ve got that kitten cuddling party. yikes, i better write this all down.
ice cream with rainbow sprinkles: i mean, would you wanna live a life without ice cream? i didn’t think so.
diptyque candle in feus de bois: you guys, it’s the little things that are going to get us through these tough times. this candle might be a little thing, but it’s a little thing that smells really, really good. it will remind me of home, and most importantly, will look great in the fancy treehouse françios and i are building.
disco ball: you’re officially invited to my treehouse-warming party. there will be dancing under this disco ball, obviously, so put on your dancing shoes. and would you mind bringing some speakers? i didn’t pack any of those… this one would be perfect!
and that’s about it! it sounds like that zombie apocalypse jen is dealing with is prettttty intense so i think i’ll stay here a while. françios, another mimosa, please!